As a kid, Elvira never took off her bathing suit.
Posted: 05/28/1999 Views: 5793Elvira is a comedian and a lesbian -- both at the same time.
Posted: 05/28/1999 Views: 5457When you turn off your computer, it learns new things without you.
Posted: 05/28/1999 Views: 2478From the moment you're born, someone's trying to kill your joy.
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