From the moment you're born, someone's trying to kill your joy.
Filed under: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Views: 1,952
Posted: 05/28/1999
Elvira Kurt - Safety
Today, no one would dream of inventing a lawn dart.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 2,889
Elvira Kurt - Playgrounds
The teeter totter was the chunky kid's revenge.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,998
Elvira Kurt - Mother
Elvira is a comedian and a lesbian -- both at the same time.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,809
Elvira Kurt - Childhood Clothing
As a kid, Elvira never took off her bathing suit.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,808
Elvira Kurt - Lesbian
If you are laughing at Elvira's act, you are gay.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,589
Elvira Kurt - Technology
When you turn off your computer, it learns new things without you.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), health (540)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,093
Elvira Kurt - Safety
Today, no one would dream of inventing a lawn dart.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (787)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 2,888
Elvira Kurt - Playgrounds
The teeter totter was the chunky kid's revenge.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,998
Elvira Kurt - Childhood Clothing
As a kid, Elvira never took off her bathing suit.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (787)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,808
Elvira Kurt - Mother
Elvira is a comedian and a lesbian -- both at the same time.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,809
Ralph Harris - Dysfunctional Relatives
Everybody has an uncle who drinks too much.
Tags: Ralph Harris (5), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (787)
Posted: 07/25/00
Views: 1,859
Elvira Kurt - Lesbian
If you are laughing at Elvira's act, you are gay.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,589
Bruce Bruce - Bruce's Mom
Bruce was a slick kid.
Tags: Bruce Bruce (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 02/20/03
Views: 4,569
Dwayne Perkins - It's the Playoffs
We pay too much attention to sports.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 311
Freddy Soto - The Hefty Slide
As a kid, Freddy Soto always wanted a Slip 'N Slide. He got the Hefty Slide instead.
Tags: Freddy Soto (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (787)
Posted: 05/01/03
Views: 2,884
Ted Alexandro - Grammar School
Lining up in grammar school always took all day.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (20), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 1,625
