When you turn off your computer, it learns new things without you.
Filed under: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), health (540)
Views: 1,093
Posted: 05/28/1999
Elvira Kurt - Safety
Today, no one would dream of inventing a lawn dart.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (787)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 2,888
Elvira Kurt - Playgrounds
The teeter totter was the chunky kid's revenge.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (787)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,998
Elvira Kurt - Childhood
From the moment you're born, someone's trying to kill your joy.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (787)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,952
Elvira Kurt - Mother
Elvira is a comedian and a lesbian -- both at the same time.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (787)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,809
Elvira Kurt - Childhood Clothing
As a kid, Elvira never took off her bathing suit.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (787)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,808
Elvira Kurt - Lesbian
If you are laughing at Elvira's act, you are gay.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (787)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,589
Elvira Kurt - Safety
Today, no one would dream of inventing a lawn dart.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (787)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 2,888
Lizz Winstead - Old People
Americans have no respect for the elderly.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), health (540)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 1,826
Arj Barker - Getting Online
Arj Barker learns you need more than just a computer to get online.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (1803), technology (179)
Posted: 09/21/00
Views: 3,621
Elvira Kurt - Mother
Elvira is a comedian and a lesbian -- both at the same time.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (787)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,809
Elvira Kurt - Childhood
From the moment you're born, someone's trying to kill your joy.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (787)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,952
Elvira Kurt - Playgrounds
The teeter totter was the chunky kid's revenge.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (787)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,998
Elvira Kurt - Childhood Clothing
As a kid, Elvira never took off her bathing suit.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (787)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,808
Greg Fitzsimmons - Babysitter's Gotta Have It
Greg can't fire his babysitter.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (27), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 514
Brian Posehn - Cat Sex
Brian Posehn can have sex with cats any time he wants.
Tags: Brian Posehn (21), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 06/09/02
Views: 2,662
Arj Barker - New Printer
Arj has no documents that need to be somewhere in a hurry.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 2,743
