Damon Wayans wonders how cops explain putting a plunger in a dude's behind.
Girls love 80s parties so much they'll go to any 80s party anytime. Even if it's being thrown by a terrorist.
Stephen Rannazzisi missed the New York subway.
Joe Matarese digs his girlfriend.
Whereas L.A. has old men doing tai chi in the park, Brooklyn has heroin addicts.
New Yorkers are the toughest people in the world.
In a real Italian restaurant, the employees yell at you.
They mess up the pizza on the West Coast.
Heather takes hair and skin supplements.
Jimmie loved the Los Angeles riots.
