Eugene Mirman is a comedian, writer and filmmaker based in New York City. He has appeared on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien," "Last Call with Carson Daly," Comedy Central Presents and Premium Blend. He has also had memorable recurring roles on HBO's "Flight of the Conchords" and Cartoon Network's "Home Movies." Eugene's third album, "God Is a 12-Year-Old Boy with Asperger's," is available now from Sub Pop Records. He is also an author, having recently published "The Will to Whatevs," an outlandish self-help guide to modern life.
Eugene has appeared at the HBO U.S. Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, the Montreal Just for Laughs Festival,... [MORE]
Eugene Mirman is a comedian, writer and filmmaker based in New York City. He has appeared on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien," "Last Call with Carson Daly," Comedy Central Presents and Premium Blend. He has also had memorable recurring roles on HBO's "Flight of the Conchords" and Cartoon Network's "Home Movies." Eugene's third album, "God Is a 12-Year-Old Boy with Asperger's," is available now from Sub Pop Records. He is also an author, having recently published "The Will to Whatevs," an outlandish self-help guide to modern life.
Eugene has appeared at the HBO U.S. Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, the Montreal Just for Laughs Festival, Bumbershoot and South by Southwest. He has performed as part of Patton Oswalt's Comedians of Comedy, and has toured with Yo La Tengo, Modest Mouse, The Shins, Cake and John Wesley Harding, as well as Flight of the Conchords and Stella. He recently produced the second annual Eugene Mirman Comedy Festival 2009 in Brooklyn, NYC, the first ever ironic and sincere comedy festival, and will next be seen performing on the John Oliver show on Comedy Central and Adult Swim's live action series "Delocated."
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The plans have changed and I said no cops.
This month's Open Mic Challenge theme is The Best of '09, so put your best stand-up from '09 here.
A real dare is building a time machine, jerking off in it, then sending it to Hitler.
Eugene Mirman once got into a knife fight.
It should be enough to say, "I know you, goodbye."
Don't throw a baby at anything, even a burglar.
Eugene Mirman talks about the downtown comedy scene.
You can't just make up stereotypes and present them as if they're real.
Eugene got an A+ and a place in special education at the same time.
Eugene reads a fan letter.
I spent the day today at Brighton Beach, walking around. It's a
Russian/Jewish neighborhood. And I was in a store and I saw a board game called...
I don't speak French, but I took it for five years growing up.
So, if I was in a situation where I had to be like, 'Excuse me, pineapple dog house...
I was in a fish market, and there was a little boy behind the
counter, about nine, and he had a bucket of live fish. And he took one out and he put...
I saw that Linens 'N Things was going out of business. I know.
My first thought was, 'Should have been more specific.'
There was one woman who had a giant sign and on it, it just
said, 'America Is Better Than Abortion.' I think she meant that America was too good a...
Like if you're Jewish you have to wear a hat, but only in the
middle of your head. But it all becomes clear the second that you realize that God is...
They put me in Special Ed because they thought I was slow, but
I stayed in Special Ed for the ladies.
A lot of people think kids say the darnedest things, but so
would you if you had no education.
I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father,
especially if my baby liked to go out drinking.
Does anybody here know what to do if a bear attacks? A lot of
people do think you're supposed to play dead, which is not what you're supposed to...
