Eugene Mirman can't find an all-night, five star dining situation in Pennsylvania.
Posted: 11/12/2010 Views: 11863That could be an important baby you're not having.
Posted: 11/12/2010 Views: 10278Erotic 'Step Up 3D' fan fiction isn't going to write itself.
Posted: 11/12/2010 Views: 5203Eugene Mirman wants the government out of his life just as much as you do.
Posted: 10/15/2010 Views: 18594The immigrant in Eugene, who came to America to seek a better life, is disappointed in the district attorney.
Posted: 01/06/2010 Views: 7813A real dare is building a time machine, jerking off in it, then sending it to Hitler.
Posted: 01/06/2010 Views: 25685Linens 'N Things went out of business because they weren't specific enough.
Posted: 01/06/2010 Views: 8478Religion becomes clear the second that you realize that God is a 12-year-old boy with Asperger's.
Posted: 01/06/2010 Views: 17471This month's Open Mic Challenge theme is The Best of '09, so put your best stand-up from '09 here.
Posted: 11/04/2009 Views: 31712This is the insane brain child of stand-up kings Eugene Mirman and Bobby Tisdale, who invite the best emerging and established comedic talent.
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