Should Scott Baio have his own mayo?
Views: 11,737
Posted: 01/06/2010
Eugene Mirman - Butterfly Effect
That could be an important baby you're not having.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), drugs (492), TV (461)
Posted: 11/12/10
Views: 9,925
Eugene Mirman - Grub and Babes
Eugene Mirman can't find an all-night, five star dining situation in Pennsylvania.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), food (712), New York City (347)
Posted: 11/12/10
Views: 11,488
Eugene Mirman - Nothing to Add
Erotic 'Step Up 3D' fan fiction isn't going to write itself.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), food (712), drugs (492)
Posted: 11/12/10
Views: 4,941
Eugene Mirman - Indecision - Replace Politicians With Horses
Eugene Mirman wants the government out of his life just as much as you do.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), animals (535), impressions (427)
Posted: 10/15/10
Views: 18,494
Eugene Mirman - Plea Bargain
The immigrant in Eugene, who came to America to seek a better life, is disappointed in the district attorney.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), money (599), driving (322)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 7,607
Eugene Mirman - Specificity
Linens 'N Things went out of business because they weren't specific enough.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (178), business (59)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 8,347
Eugene Mirman - Accept Me as Your God
Religion becomes clear the second that you realize that God is a 12-year-old boy with Asperger's.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), ethnic (867), kids (809)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 16,673
Stand-Up: Eugene Mirman - He Dared Me To
A real dare is building a time machine, jerking off in it, then sending it to Hitler.
Tags: ethnic (867), kids (809)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 25,685
Open Mic Challenge - Eugene Mirman - Best of '09
This month's Open Mic Challenge theme is The Best of '09, so put your best stand-up from '09 here.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), challenges (2)
Posted: 11/04/09
Views: 31,682
Marc Maron - The Future Is Chinese
Dude, what is going on with you people?
Tags: Marc Maron (35), ethnic (867), food (712)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 5,293
Steve Byrne - Americatown
Steve Byrne's stomach outweighs his racism.
Tags: Steve Byrne (15), ethnic (867), food (712)
Posted: 07/20/10
Views: 23,213
Marc Maron - Future of the Environment
The Chinese will be the only ones who can properly prepare the prehistoric toxic algae.
Tags: Marc Maron (35), ethnic (867), food (712)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 4,992
Eugene Mirman - Specificity
Linens 'N Things went out of business because they weren't specific enough.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (178), business (59)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 8,347
Kevin Brennan - Chinese Food
Kevin has a hard time ordering Chinese food.
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 2,749
Sheng Wang - The Name Sheng Wang
It's tough when kids call you names. It's always worse when they just use your name.
Tags: Sheng Wang (18), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 01/30/11
Views: 5,575
Eugene Mirman - Accept Me as Your God
Religion becomes clear the second that you realize that God is a 12-year-old boy with Asperger's.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), ethnic (867), kids (809)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 16,673
Tom Shillue - Lunch Special
Tom finds himself talking like the Chinese restaurant employees.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 2,761
Leo Allen - Improving Yourself
People don't support you when you try to learn new languages at the bank.
Tags: Leo Allen (18), ethnic (867), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 02/14/00
Views: 1,089
John Ridley - Abortion Rights
If men could get pregnant, abortions would be legal.
