Your website can get rich off my being furious at Denis Leary.
Views: 2,578
Posted: 01/02/2008
Eugene Mirman - Grub and Babes
Eugene Mirman can't find an all-night, five star dining situation in Pennsylvania.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), food (712), New York City (347)
Posted: 11/12/10
Views: 11,475
Eugene Mirman - Nothing to Add
Erotic 'Step Up 3D' fan fiction isn't going to write itself.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), food (712), drugs (492)
Posted: 11/12/10
Views: 4,936
Eugene Mirman - Butterfly Effect
That could be an important baby you're not having.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), drugs (492), TV (461)
Posted: 11/12/10
Views: 9,919
Eugene Mirman - Indecision - Replace Politicians With Horses
Eugene Mirman wants the government out of his life just as much as you do.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), animals (535), impressions (427)
Posted: 10/15/10
Views: 18,492
Eugene Mirman - Banner Ads
Should Scott Baio have his own mayo?
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), ethnic (867), health (644)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 11,732
Stand-Up: Eugene Mirman - He Dared Me To
A real dare is building a time machine, jerking off in it, then sending it to Hitler.
Tags: ethnic (867), kids (809)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 25,685
Eugene Mirman - Specificity
Linens 'N Things went out of business because they weren't specific enough.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (178), business (59)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 8,308
Eugene Mirman - Accept Me as Your God
Religion becomes clear the second that you realize that God is a 12-year-old boy with Asperger's.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), ethnic (867), kids (809)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 16,646
Eugene Mirman - Plea Bargain
The immigrant in Eugene, who came to America to seek a better life, is disappointed in the district attorney.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), money (599), driving (322)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 7,600
Open Mic Challenge - Eugene Mirman - Best of '09
This month's Open Mic Challenge theme is The Best of '09, so put your best stand-up from '09 here.
