Detroit looks like it's just been attacked.
The plans have changed and I said no cops.
This month's Open Mic Challenge theme is The Best of '09, so put your best stand-up from '09 here.
A real dare is building a time machine, jerking off in it, then sending it to Hitler.
Eugene Mirman once got into a knife fight.
It should be enough to say, "I know you, goodbye."
Don't throw a baby at anything, even a burglar.
Eugene Mirman talks about the downtown comedy scene.
You can't just make up stereotypes and present them as if they're real.
Eugene got an A+ and a place in special education at the same time.
Eugene reads a fan letter.