Eugene Mirman wants the government out of his life just as much as you do.
Views: 18,594
Posted: 10/15/2010
Eugene Mirman - Nothing to Add
Erotic 'Step Up 3D' fan fiction isn't going to write itself.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), food (719), drugs (503)
Posted: 11/12/10
Views: 5,203
Eugene Mirman - Grub and Babes
Eugene Mirman can't find an all-night, five star dining situation in Pennsylvania.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), food (719), New York City (352)
Posted: 11/12/10
Views: 11,863
Eugene Mirman - Butterfly Effect
That could be an important baby you're not having.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), drugs (503), TV (469)
Posted: 11/12/10
Views: 10,278
Eugene Mirman - Banner Ads
Should Scott Baio have his own mayo?
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), ethnic (870), health (657)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 12,130
Eugene Mirman - Accept Me as Your God
Religion becomes clear the second that you realize that God is a 12-year-old boy with Asperger's.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), ethnic (870), kids (831)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 17,471
Eugene Mirman - Specificity
Linens 'N Things went out of business because they weren't specific enough.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (178), business (67)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 8,478
Eugene Mirman - Plea Bargain
The immigrant in Eugene, who came to America to seek a better life, is disappointed in the district attorney.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), money (606), driving (336)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 7,813
Stand-Up: Eugene Mirman - He Dared Me To
A real dare is building a time machine, jerking off in it, then sending it to Hitler.
Tags: ethnic (870), kids (831)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 25,685
Open Mic Challenge - Eugene Mirman - Best of '09
This month's Open Mic Challenge theme is The Best of '09, so put your best stand-up from '09 here.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), challenges (2)
Posted: 11/04/09
Views: 31,712
Dan St. Germain - Indecision - Election Day Advice
Odds are that the voting machine you are using will not eat you.
Tags: Dan St. Germain (2), lookin' good (488), fashion (239)
Posted: 11/02/10
Views: 1,316
Dan St. Germain - Indecision - Bald-Headed Eagle Justice League of America
There's a new movement arising which believes that sickness stems from not being patriotic enough.
Tags: Dan St. Germain (2), health (657), education (155)
Posted: 10/11/10
Views: 1,068
Baratunde Thurston - Indecision - State Legislative Battles
Our state legislatures could use some of the ethics and morality of "Friday Night Lights."
Tags: Baratunde Thurston (1), TV (469), sports (274)
Posted: 10/11/10
Views: 3,720
PolitiBits - Eugene Mirman Pt. 2
No more half-kicking ass, 'cause that just confuses people.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27),
Posted: 01/08/08
Views: 3,374
Eugene Mirman - Detroit
Detroit looks like it's just been attacked.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)
Posted: 02/02/08
Views: 2,757
Open Mic Challenge - Eugene Mirman - Best of '09
This month's Open Mic Challenge theme is The Best of '09, so put your best stand-up from '09 here.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), challenges (2)
Posted: 11/04/09
Views: 31,712
Eugene Mirman - Butterfly Effect
That could be an important baby you're not having.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), drugs (503), TV (469)
Posted: 11/12/10
Views: 10,278
Eugene Mirman - Long Way to Go
According to a man protesting genetic engineering on the street, society's got a long way to go.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), Premium Blend (748), animals (540)
Posted: 11/22/01
Views: 1,674
Eugene Mirman - HyJinks
Eugene reads a fan letter.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 02/02/08
Views: 5,800
Eugene Mirman - Bears in Detroit
Bears are gentrifying Detroit.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 01/31/08
Views: 4,582
