Linens 'N Things went out of business because they weren't specific enough.
Views: 8,478
Posted: 01/06/2010
Eugene Mirman - Nothing to Add
Erotic 'Step Up 3D' fan fiction isn't going to write itself.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), food (719), drugs (503)
Posted: 11/12/10
Views: 5,203
Eugene Mirman - Grub and Babes
Eugene Mirman can't find an all-night, five star dining situation in Pennsylvania.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), food (719), New York City (352)
Posted: 11/12/10
Views: 11,863
Eugene Mirman - Butterfly Effect
That could be an important baby you're not having.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), drugs (503), TV (469)
Posted: 11/12/10
Views: 10,278
Eugene Mirman - Indecision - Replace Politicians With Horses
Eugene Mirman wants the government out of his life just as much as you do.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), animals (540), impressions (466)
Posted: 10/15/10
Views: 18,594
Eugene Mirman - Banner Ads
Should Scott Baio have his own mayo?
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), ethnic (870), health (657)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 12,130
Eugene Mirman - Accept Me as Your God
Religion becomes clear the second that you realize that God is a 12-year-old boy with Asperger's.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), ethnic (870), kids (831)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 17,471
Eugene Mirman - Plea Bargain
The immigrant in Eugene, who came to America to seek a better life, is disappointed in the district attorney.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), money (606), driving (336)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 7,813
Stand-Up: Eugene Mirman - He Dared Me To
A real dare is building a time machine, jerking off in it, then sending it to Hitler.
Tags: ethnic (870), kids (831)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 25,685
Open Mic Challenge - Eugene Mirman - Best of '09
This month's Open Mic Challenge theme is The Best of '09, so put your best stand-up from '09 here.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), challenges (2)
Posted: 11/04/09
Views: 31,712
Eugene Mirman - Banner Ads
Should Scott Baio have his own mayo?
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), ethnic (870), health (657)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 12,129
Rory Scovel - Abortion
Rory explains that they can't all be abortion jokes.
Tags: family (647), religion (404)
Posted: 03/24/11
Views: 1,639
Eugene Mirman - Accept Me as Your God
Religion becomes clear the second that you realize that God is a 12-year-old boy with Asperger's.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), ethnic (870), kids (831)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 17,471
Eugene Mirman - Butterfly Effect
That could be an important baby you're not having.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), drugs (503), TV (469)
Posted: 11/12/10
Views: 10,278
John Oliver - Las Vegas
John Oliver is pretty sure that Las Vegas is the worst place on the planet.
Tags: John Oliver (79), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (178), celebrities (159)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 38,193
Eugene Mirman - Long Way to Go
According to a man protesting genetic engineering on the street, society's got a long way to go.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), Premium Blend (748), animals (540)
Posted: 11/22/01
Views: 1,674
Eugene Mirman - Plea Bargain
The immigrant in Eugene, who came to America to seek a better life, is disappointed in the district attorney.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), money (606), driving (336)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 7,813
PolitiBits - Eugene Mirman Pt. 2
No more half-kicking ass, 'cause that just confuses people.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27),
Posted: 01/08/08
Views: 3,374
Marc Maron - The Future Is Chinese
Dude, what is going on with you people?
Tags: Marc Maron (35), ethnic (870), food (719)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 5,522
Preview - John Oliver - Purple Dinner Incident of 1981
Everyone's first experience of civil disobedience comes at exactly the same point in our lives.
Tags: John Oliver (79), kids (831), food (719)
Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 18,781
