Here's what makes the Miss Teen USA Pageant hilarious.
People in L.A. can be extra-free creepy-nice.
Sebastian describes the women at nightclubs.
Mike Birbiglia's time at a dance club goes beyond uncomfortable.
It's not a good idea if you want to retain any sense of self-worth.
Guys with red hair have a tough time with the ladies.
Jim Breuer uses his hand to do impressions.
Jordan Rubin wishes the guys in his race had a cool slogan.
Ian Bagg covers everything he can in the span of three minutes.
Nobody ever talks about being the ugly one in drunken hookups.
