Everybody turn your hats around and sit up straight. Be cool.
Cops carry tons of dumb sh*t on their belts.
Scott thought he had a shot at catching one of America's Most Wanted.
Damon Wayans wonders how cops explain putting a plunger in a dude's behind.
A few minutes of girls' soccer will have you closing the door.
At least if you get attacked by a bear, you get a story out of it.
"So, I was talking to my boyfriend today..." is a good example of a lesbian telling a straight joke.
Police in New York are a lot different than cops in L.A.
It's fun pretending you're high when you know you're not.
