Fred can say he's a college graduate.
It's sexist to assume the cashier is a woman.
Fred doesn't need to tell people how much he weighs.
Having Monday off doesn't make a difference to Fred.
My friends -- they're useless. If I have a problem, they don't listen. They give me some stupid cliche expression. Like, I had a bad day. My friend...
I'm not that good, though, when people come to me with their weight problems. This girl, she goes, 'Oh, my legs are so fat.' I didn't know what to...
I have an older sister. During the 60s, I was a little kid, she was a teenager. She went through a phase where she would experiment with drugs....
I live on the edge. The night is young for me. I'm going to go rent a movie, and I'm not going to rewind it.
I met this girl last week, and we went back to my place, and one thing led to nothing. She goes, 'No sex. We're just going to sleep. We'll be...
You know when you haven't had sex in a real long time, when you finally get it, it's such a relief. That's what I'm hoping happens to me.