Politically correct people say they're part of the human race.
Freddy Soto's father wants to know how many "S"s there are in "chicken."
Now that Freddy Soto has grown up, his dad wants his millions of dollars paid back.
Freddy Soto's father's favorite word: "regardless."
Freddy Soto's dad's idea of a joke was taking a picture of someone when they were pissed off.
Adjectives describe people, places and things.
The Bible was written in American -- just check any hotel drawer.
As a kid, Freddy Soto always wanted a Slip 'N Slide. He got the Hefty Slide instead.
Denny's doesn't serve bean-flavored pancakes.