Freddy Soto's father's favorite word: "regardless."
The Bible was written in American -- just check any hotel drawer.
Politically correct people say they're part of the human race.
Freddy Soto's dad's idea of a joke was taking a picture of someone when they were pissed off.
As a kid, Freddy Soto always wanted a Slip 'N Slide. He got the Hefty Slide instead.
Freddy Soto's father wants to know how many "S"s there are in "chicken."
Adjectives describe people, places and things.
Denny's doesn't serve bean-flavored pancakes.
Ever have a roach fly out of your shoe?