As a kid, Freddy Soto always wanted a Slip 'N Slide. He got the Hefty Slide instead.
Freddy Soto's dad's idea of a joke was taking a picture of someone when they were pissed off.
Politically correct people say they're part of the human race.
Freddy Soto's father wants to know how many "S"s there are in "chicken."
Now that Freddy Soto has grown up, his dad wants his millions of dollars paid back.
The Bible was written in American -- just check any hotel drawer.
Denny's doesn't serve bean-flavored pancakes.
Adjectives describe people, places and things.
Ever have a roach fly out of your shoe?