Freddy Soto's father's favorite word: "regardless."
Now that Freddy Soto has grown up, his dad wants his millions of dollars paid back.
The Bible was written in American -- just check any hotel drawer.
Politically correct people say they're part of the human race.
Freddy Soto's dad's idea of a joke was taking a picture of someone when they were pissed off.
As a kid, Freddy Soto always wanted a Slip 'N Slide. He got the Hefty Slide instead.
Adjectives describe people, places and things.
Denny's doesn't serve bean-flavored pancakes.
Ever have a roach fly out of your shoe?