If you're going to live in New York, you may consider buying a guard dog or parrot.
Filed under: Gary Lazer (4), The A-List (486), animals (439)
Views: 224
Posted: 02/24/1992
Gary Lazer - Smokers and Nonsmokers
There's going to be a civil war, and you know the nonsmokers are going to win.
Tags: Gary Lazer (4), The A-List (486), observational (335)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 768
Gary Lazer - Getting Sucked out of a Plane
It's scary to sit by those hatches that can pop open at any moment.
Tags: Gary Lazer (4), The A-List (486), flying (149)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 288
Gary Lazer - A Grim Future
People know they're destroying the Earth.
Tags: Gary Lazer (4), sex (983), food (550)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 146
Lewis Black - New York City
You can do anything you want in New York.
Tags: health (540), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,127
Taylor Williamson - New York City
New York City has so many weird and wonderful things to teach all of us.
Tags: sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 555
Gary Lazer - Smokers and Nonsmokers
There's going to be a civil war, and you know the nonsmokers are going to win.
Tags: Gary Lazer (4), The A-List (486), observational (335)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 768
Mike Yard - Public Transportation
New Yorkers have very little patience for sick people on the subway.
Tags: observational (335), New York City (303)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 1,012
Finesse Mitchell - Walking Fast
Please don't walk slow in New York City.
Tags: Finesse Mitchell (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), New York City (303)
Posted: 02/22/07
Views: 2,900
Gary Lazer - Getting Sucked out of a Plane
It's scary to sit by those hatches that can pop open at any moment.
Tags: Gary Lazer (4), The A-List (486), flying (149)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 288
Todd Lynn - Hard to Live in New York
New Yorkers, you are the rudest people in the world.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), dating (637)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 762
Louis C.K. - New York City Subway
Louis C.K can't figure out the New York City subways.
Tags: Louis C.K. (21), Comedy Central Presents (1803), observational (335)
Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 13,250
Juston McKinney - Parking Ticket
Meter maids are like ninjas.
Tags: Juston McKinney (5), New York City (303), driving (270)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 3,400
Godfrey - New York City Transit
There's a reason transit workers sit behind bulletproof glass.
Tags: Godfrey (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (787)
Posted: 02/17/05
Views: 4,664
