If you're going to live in New York, you may consider buying a guard dog or parrot.
Views: 568
Posted: 02/24/1992
Gary Lazer - Smokers and Nonsmokers
There's going to be a civil war, and you know the nonsmokers are going to win.
Tags: Gary Lazer (4), The A-List (486), observational (364)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,172
Gary Lazer - A Grim Future
People know they're destroying the Earth.
Tags: Gary Lazer (4), sex (1202), food (719)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 273
Gary Lazer - Getting Sucked out of a Plane
It's scary to sit by those hatches that can pop open at any moment.
Tags: Gary Lazer (4), The A-List (486), flying (196)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 595
Lewis Black - New York City
You can do anything you want in New York.
Tags: health (657), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 4,824
Gary Lazer - Smokers and Nonsmokers
There's going to be a civil war, and you know the nonsmokers are going to win.
Tags: Gary Lazer (4), The A-List (486), observational (364)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,172
Taylor Williamson - New York City
New York City has so many weird and wonderful things to teach all of us.
Tags: sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 2,500
Gary Lazer - Getting Sucked out of a Plane
It's scary to sit by those hatches that can pop open at any moment.
Tags: Gary Lazer (4), The A-List (486), flying (196)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 595
Finesse Mitchell - Walking Fast
Please don't walk slow in New York City.
Tags: Finesse Mitchell (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), New York City (352)
Posted: 02/22/07
Views: 7,771
Mike Yard - Public Transportation
New Yorkers have very little patience for sick people on the subway.
Tags: observational (364), New York City (352)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 2,720
Todd Lynn - Hard to Live in New York
New Yorkers, you are the rudest people in the world.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), dating (786)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 2,013
Rocky LaPorte - Staten Island Zoo
Whose job is it to make sure nobody eats in the bathroom of the Staten Island Zoo?
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)
Posted: 06/09/05
Views: 6,273
Marc Maron - Perpetual Orgasm
Marc is against animal testing, unless it can bring about a state of perpetual orgasm.
Tags: Marc Maron (35), animals (540), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,821
Bill Burr - Subway
Bill Burr hates taking the subway.
Tags: Bill Burr (26), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 02/13/03
Views: 18,094
