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Gary Valentine

Gary Valentine

Gary Valentine
Gary Valentine got his start in the world of standup comedy. A 13-year veteran of standup, Valentine...

1 - 10 of 10 Gary Valentine Videos
Shopping (3:20)

Apparently, you're not allowed to lie face down on those massaging chairs in the mall.

Posted: 09/30/2001 Views: 2373
Spiders (2:44)

What does a spider do all day?

Posted: 09/30/2001 Views: 7512
Southern Accents (1:14)

Gary Valentine can't understand what people with thick southern accents are saying.

Posted: 09/30/2001 Views: 7043
Single Guy (2:28)

There's nothing more brutal for single people than a blind date.

Posted: 09/30/2001 Views: 3600
Riverdance (0:55)

Gary Valentine used to be in hard labor: riverdancing.

Posted: 09/30/2001 Views: 3130
Atlanta Sweet Tea (3:34)

Waitresses in Atlanta need to relax with the sweet tea.

Posted: 09/30/2001 Views: 6346
Asthma Camp (2:11)

Playing hide-and-seek was tough when everyone could hear you wheezing.

Posted: 09/30/2001 Views: 4951
Nitrous Oxide (1:35)

If you haven't tried the nitrous oxide, order it -- it's delicious.

Posted: 09/30/2001 Views: 4718
Cologne Ads (2:40)

Why do they always have to whisper?

Posted: 12/06/1999 Views: 1562
New York Pizza (1:25)

New York pizza is great because it's made by little Italian guys.

Posted: 12/06/1999 Views: 6187

Gary Valentine Jokes See all 5 Gary Valentine Jokes »

I took a girl out on a date the other night. I knew it wasn't gonna go anywhere sexually, you know, because I was out of chloroform and rags.