Playing hide-and-seek was tough when everyone could hear you wheezing.
What does a spider do all day?
Gary Valentine can't understand what people with thick southern accents are saying.
Waitresses in Atlanta need to relax with the sweet tea.
If you haven't tried the nitrous oxide, order it -- it's delicious.
New York pizza is great because it's made by little Italian guys.
Gary Valentine used to be in hard labor: riverdancing.
There's nothing more brutal for single people than a blind date.
Apparently, you're not allowed to lie face down on those massaging chairs in the mall.