Why do they always have to whisper?
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Views: 655
Posted: 12/06/1999
Gary Valentine - Spiders
What does a spider do all day?
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1803), animals (439)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 4,026
Gary Valentine - Southern Accents
Gary Valentine can't understand what people with thick southern accents are saying.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (787)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 2,767
Gary Valentine - Atlanta Sweet Tea
Waitresses in Atlanta need to relax with the sweet tea.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 2,295
Gary Valentine - Asthma Camp
Playing hide-and-seek was tough when everyone could hear you wheezing.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1803), health (540)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 2,090
Gary Valentine - Nitrous Oxide
If you haven't tried the nitrous oxide, order it -- it's delicious.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1803), health (540)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 1,902
Gary Valentine - New York Pizza
New York pizza is great because it's made by little Italian guys.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), imitations (787), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 12/06/99
Views: 1,815
Gary Valentine - Riverdance
Gary Valentine used to be in hard labor: riverdancing.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1803), work/office (359)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 1,210
Gary Valentine - Single Guy
There's nothing more brutal for single people than a blind date.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 1,110
Gary Valentine - Shopping
Apparently, you're not allowed to lie face down on those massaging chairs in the mall.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1803), family (581)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 757
Robert Hawkins - All About the Fun
Robert wants people to judge him by his jokes, not his face.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Premium Blend (749), health (540)
Posted: 01/11/01
Views: 381
Chris Fairbanks - Late Night Infomercials
Late night infomercials can make even flashlights seem daunting.
Tags: Chris Fairbanks (2), imitations (787), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 12/11/03
Views: 563
Chuck Roy - Big and Tall Store
When your pant size is also a motor oil viscosity, you need to change your diet.
Tags: Chuck Roy (2), imitations (787), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 678
Dane Cook - Discovery Channel
How did Dane end up watching this channel for so long?
Tags: Dane Cook (37), Premium Blend (749), animals (439)
Posted: 06/12/98
Views: 14,696
Danielle Koenig - Friend's Tattoo
Why would someone tattoo her vagina?
Tags: Danielle Koenig (2), men/women (918), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 722
Drew Hastings - Pregnancy Test Commercials
Early pregnancy test commercials really jerk women around.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), men/women (919), imitations (787)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 2,628
Tom Clark - Kama Sutra
It's not just for sex.
Tags: Tom Clark (1), sex (983), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 01/01/04
Views: 855
DeRay - Relation-trip
Forget love -- fall in like.
Tags: men/women (919), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 5,611
Carol Leifer - Lingerie
Lingerie is a rip-off.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 1,693
John Rogers - Bridesmaids
Where do the brides get the bridesmaids dresses?
Tags: John Rogers (1), men/women (919), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,384
