There's nothing more brutal for single people than a blind date.
Views: 5,026
Posted: 09/30/2001
Gary Valentine - Asthma Camp
Playing hide-and-seek was tough when everyone could hear you wheezing.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 5,334
Gary Valentine - Nitrous Oxide
If you haven't tried the nitrous oxide, order it -- it's delicious.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 5,051
Gary Valentine - Spiders
What does a spider do all day?
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 8,262
Gary Valentine - Southern Accents
Gary Valentine can't understand what people with thick southern accents are saying.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 7,539
Gary Valentine - Riverdance
Gary Valentine used to be in hard labor: riverdancing.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), work/office (459)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 3,444
Gary Valentine - Shopping
Apparently, you're not allowed to lie face down on those massaging chairs in the mall.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), family (647)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 2,722
Gary Valentine - Atlanta Sweet Tea
Waitresses in Atlanta need to relax with the sweet tea.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 6,817
Gary Valentine - New York Pizza
New York pizza is great because it's made by little Italian guys.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), imitations (847), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 12/06/99
Views: 6,395
Gary Valentine - Cologne Ads
Why do they always have to whisper?
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), dating (786), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 12/06/99
Views: 1,830
Gary Valentine - Atlanta Sweet Tea
Waitresses in Atlanta need to relax with the sweet tea.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 6,817
Amy Schumer - Blackout Drunk
Nothing good ever happens when you blackout while drinking.
Tags: Amy Schumer (22), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 04/02/10
Views: 39,968
David Feldman - Sexual Harassment
What constitutes sexual harassment?
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 958
Bonnie McFarlane - Crackwhore Babies
The FDA is bound to approve crack as a fertility drug.
Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 10,378
Nick DiPaolo - Curing the Sick
They say laughter can cure physical ailments.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 1,797
Gary Valentine - Spiders
What does a spider do all day?
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 8,262
Rich Vos - Dumb People
Rich Vos wants to bang his daughter's teacher.
Tags: Rich Vos (22), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 09/04/03
Views: 7,191
Greg Giraldo - Money for Education
If we keep coddling children, we could end up destroying the nation's porn industry.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (67), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 7,213
Nick DiPaolo - Airport Security
Do not help old women on airplanes.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 3,564
Gregg Rogell - The Little Things in Life
You know what the secret to life is? It's learning to appreciate all the little things.
Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 07/31/03
Views: 11,417
