Gene is a Chicano who will give you the bone.
Some people are so stupid, you just have to wonder.
It's so much easier for women to talk during sex.
You can avoid buying women drinks by acting slow.
Hispanics only get to audition for criminal roles.
Could you tell me why there's no mouse-flavored cat food?
Don't call Mexicans white or brown -- they're taupe.
Sometimes you get in an argument and say something you really shouldn't have said.
Gene Pompa is sick of auditioning for roles where he has to act like a criminal.