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PlayStation is like dope.
Women don't like when you just lay on their couch all day.
Phone sex is difficult with your deaf boyfriend.
Gay men will make you feel pretty.
A couch is just another thing for mice to hide behind.
When you start getting older, you talk about sleep like its sex.
Pornography is dark.
Mac Dre, I don't care what they say. You ain't gay.
It's called "settling down" for a reason.
Growing up, Amy's mom told her that she was gorgeous.