No matter what Jesus did, he could never live up to his father.
Views: 9,892
Posted: 06/16/2002
Gilbert Gottfried - Doctor's Prognosis
A man rushes to the hospital and discovers that his wife has been in a terrible car accident.
Tags: Gilbert Gottfried (17), kids (831), health (657)
Posted: 08/25/10
Views: 9,557
Gilbert Gottfried - Educational Joke
Gilbert Gottfried's uncensored joke about a man and a prostitute is very informative.
Tags: Gilbert Gottfried (17), sex (1202), money (606)
Posted: 08/25/10
Views: 15,951
Gilbert Gottfried - Not Going to Like Thursdays
Prison has something for everyone.
Tags: Gilbert Gottfried (17), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 08/25/10
Views: 12,128
Gilbert Gottfried - The Stork
A five-year-old boy (who sounds a lot like Jerry Seinfeld) asks his mother where babies come from.
Tags: Gilbert Gottfried (17), sex (1202), kids (831)
Posted: 08/25/10
Views: 8,377
Gilbert Gottfried - A Promise
A married couple makes an amicable agreement based on a foundation of mutual respect.
Tags: Gilbert Gottfried (17), sex (1202), money (606)
Posted: 08/25/10
Views: 6,579
Gilbert Gottfried - One Wish
The conflict in the Middle East is easier to settle than the problems in a 40-year marriage.
Tags: Gilbert Gottfried (17), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 08/25/10
Views: 7,602
Gilbert Gottfried - On Brad Garrett
Gilbert Gottfried tells an old joke about Brad Garrett.
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Posted: 08/09/09
Views: 36,531
Gilbert Gottfried - Last Supper
Gilbert Gottfried has a problem with the Last Supper.
Tags: Gilbert Gottfried (17), food (719), religion (404)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 10,568
Gilbert Gottfried - Impressions
Gilbert Gottfried does impressions of Jerry Seinfeld, Davy Jones, Bob Dylan, Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam.
Tags: Gilbert Gottfried (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), impressions (466)
Posted: 06/16/02
Views: 15,614
Kyle Cease - God on Maury Povich
It says nothing about child support in the Bible.
Tags: Kyle Cease (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 05/11/06
Views: 9,743
Gilbert Gottfried - Planet of the Apes
Ignore the human mouths behind the plastic monkey mask mouths.
Tags: Gilbert Gottfried (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 06/16/02
Views: 13,347
Lizz Winstead - The Hunt for Jesus
If you find baby Jesus, you get to put it in the manger scene.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), parents (591), alcohol (516)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,610
Paul Provenza - Holy Loophole
All Jesus does is bitch, moan and whine.
Tags: Paul Provenza (16), sex (1202), religion (404)
Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 924
Greg Fitzsimmons - Mixed Faith
Greg brings his son to church.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 3,352
Daniel Tosh - What Would Jesus Do?
Daniel feels like a better person while wearing his WWJD bracelet.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (43), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 67,437
Eddie Brill - You Go to Heaven
All our lives, heaven is pushed on us, but what if hell is the cooler place?
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), religion (404)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 778
Marc Maron - Faith Medication
Jesus is so popular because he died at the peak of his career.
Tags: Marc Maron (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), religion (404)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 2,205
Stephen Lynch - Jesus' Brother
Jesus had a brother named Craig.
Tags: Stephen Lynch (32), Comedy Central Presents (2172), music (485)
Posted: 01/10/08
Views: 41,047
Gilbert Gottfried - The Land of The Three Name People
How many names do you have?
Tags: Gilbert Gottfried (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), religion (404)
Posted: 06/16/02
Views: 15,802
