The great thing about Americans is that when they get fat, they get really frickin' fat.
Views: 5,451
Posted: 10/30/2009
Gina Yashere - Hispanic People
There aren't a lot of Hispanic people in England. Probably because it's a much longer swim.
Tags: Gina Yashere (2), ethnic (867), Live at Gotham (340)
Posted: 10/30/09
Views: 3,328
Dustin Ybarra - Fat Ass
They say obesity is a virus, but you're not going to have warn your exes that you've become fat.
Tags: Dustin Ybarra (2), sex (1193), dating (779)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 6,747
Marianne Sierk - No Questions Asked
Marianne Sierk will eat popcorn that has fallen between her legs on a date.
Tags: Marianne Sierk (2), dating (779), food (712)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 1,831
Alex Koll - Tequila
Everybody has their drink that knocked them into last week. Alex's is tequila.
Tags: Alex Koll (2), money (599), alcohol (511)
Posted: 10/30/09
Views: 1,430
Deb DiGiovanni - Thin Girls
In October, thin girls have to put their shirts back on. And then what are they gonna do? Talk?
Tags: sex (1193), health (644)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 3,831
Jay Larson - Ready to Go
Jay Larson is prepared for anything.
Tags: Jay Larson (17), Live at Gotham (340), storyteller (308)
Posted: 08/31/06
Views: 2,218
Darryl Lenox - Bills Don't Care
Bills don't care about race, religion or what happened in your past.
Tags: Darryl Lenox (3), ethnic (867), money (599)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,782
Andrew Norelli - The Immune System
When you're sick, a $48 Slurpee is good for you.
Tags: Andrew Norelli (2), food (712), health (644)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 2,347
Paul F. Tompkins - Cokehead Disco
Have you ever walked away from a person on cocaine and remarked on what a pleasure he was to be around?
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (29), drugs (492), observational (363)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,156
Cory Fernandez - Spanish Class
You know it's bad when you're Spanish, sitting in Spanish Class, and cheating off the Chinese kid.
Tags: Cory Fernandez (2), sex (1193), ethnic (867)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 1,867
Shane Mauss - Passenger-Side Airbag
If anyone complains about my driving, I turn off their airbag.
