Godfrey is always the guy headed for the middle seat.
Godfrey wants us to stop treating terrorists at the airport like Scooby Doo villains.
Godfrey hates two things: political correctness and joke thieves.
Godfrey does not want to shake hands with a homeless person.
Sometimes it gets so cold that the homeless have gone home.
Godfrey is sick of homeless people.
Godfrey likes to watch the X Games.
No matter how hot it gets, women are always cold.
You know it's hot when Africans start bitching about the heat.
Everybody's trying to be a thug.