Godfrey wants us to stop treating terrorists at the airport like Scooby Doo villains.
Godfrey is always the guy headed for the middle seat.
Godfrey hates two things: political correctness and joke thieves.
Godfrey hopes the Discovery Channel will find out why men fall asleep right after sex.
Godfrey doesn't give a damn what Barack Obama does to the country.
No matter how hot it gets, women are always cold.
Godfrey does not want to shake hands with a homeless person.
Godfrey addresses the Bed, Bath and Beyond men in the audience.
Sometimes it gets so cold that the homeless have gone home.
Godfrey doesn't care what anybody says -- summer sex is wack.