Godfrey hates two things: political correctness and joke thieves.
Godfrey is always the guy headed for the middle seat.
Godfrey wants us to stop treating terrorists at the airport like Scooby Doo villains.
Godfrey addresses the Bed, Bath and Beyond men in the audience.
Everybody's trying to be a thug.
No matter how hot it gets, women are always cold.
Godfrey doesn't give a damn what Barack Obama does to the country.
Sometimes it gets so cold that the homeless have gone home.
Godfrey doesn't care what anybody says -- summer sex is wack.
Godfrey hopes the Discovery Channel will find out why men fall asleep right after sex.