Greg Behrendt
Greg Behrendt
Greg Behrendt wanted to lose enough weight to go the full McConaughey.
Posted: 04/12/2011 Views: 1197
If they sold Tim Tams in America we'd all be dead by now.
Posted: 04/12/2011 Views: 3536
Greg Behrendt doesn't hate Vampire Weekend, but he does take umbrage with their fans.
Posted: 04/12/2011 Views: 4824
Punk was a moment in time; it can't really happen again.
Posted: 04/12/2011 Views: 1197
What does Greg know about getting into relationships? He wrote two books about getting out of them.
Posted: 11/06/2009 Views: 5012
There are no words to describe the glory that is the half-pretzel/half-cracker.
Posted: 11/06/2009 Views: 4324
If you're going to have anal sex, both people involved should be into it.
Posted: 11/06/2009 Views: 5353
Sometimes your flight is canceled, and other times your airline is canceled.
Posted: 11/06/2009 Views: 8361
Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.
Posted: 11/06/2009 Views: 18901
The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.
Posted: 11/06/2009 Views: 12214Greg Behrendt Jokes See all 19 Greg Behrendt Jokes »
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Greg Behrendt is a standup comic first and foremost. His comedy resume features HBO's Mantastic, Comedy Central Presents and last year's Uncool, seen exclusively on Comedy Central.
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