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Greg Behrendt is starting off 2009 busier than ever. "Greg Behrendt's Wake-up Call," a show that taps into Behrendt's no-nonsense approach to relationships, premiered January 8th on SoapNet. "He's Just Not That IntoYou," the movie, opened in theaters nationwide February 6th and was the number one movie grossing over 27 million... [MORE]

Greg Behrendt is starting off 2009 busier than ever. "Greg Behrendt's Wake-up Call," a show that taps into Behrendt's no-nonsense approach to relationships, premiered January 8th on SoapNet. "He's Just Not That IntoYou," the movie, opened in theaters nationwide February 6th and was the number one movie grossing over 27 million dollars. Behrendt's second comedy DVD. "That Guy from That Thing," will be released this spring by Image Entertainment. And of course, Greg will be hitting the road with the "Greg Behrendt's Totally Into You Comedy Tour."

Greg Behrendt is the co-author of the two-million-copy bestseller, "He's Just Not That Into You" and established himself as a voice of reason and inspiration for all of us negotiating, and sometimes drowning in, the treacherous waters of romantic relationships. Co-authored with "Sex and the City" story editor, Liz Tuccillo, the book became the publishing phenomenon of the year after its release in September 2004. The book shot to the #1 slot on the bestseller lists worldwide, including The New York Times, Wall Street Journal and USA Today. Oprah Winfrey devoted two shows to Behrendt and the book's simple, but powerful message. Behrendt also made numerous television appearances including NBC's "Today Show," "20/20" and "Larry King Live" on CNN. After a fierce bidding war, New Line Cinema acquired the film rights to "He's Just Not That Into You." The film's cast included Jennifer Aniston, Drew Barrymore, Scarlett Johansson and Ben Affleck.

Behrendt hosted the self-titled "The Greg Behrendt Show" for Sony Pictures Television premiered in September 2006. The show featured Behrendt's signature humor and advice when it comes to all kinds of relationships -- including those with family, friends, romantic partners and relationships in the workplace.

In 2005, Behrendt, with his wife and co-author Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt, released a follow-up relationship book through Broadway Books/Random House. Offering straight talk, tough love and hilarious (yet useful) tips on how to survive and get over break-ups, the book, titled "It's Called a Break-Up Because It's Broken," immediately jumped to the top of the book charts including the Wall Street Journal, Amazon.com, Barnes & Noble.com and The New York Times. They are currently working on their next book.

In November 2005, Warner Bros. released his debut stand up comedy DVD, "Greg Behrendt Is Uncool," which is the follow-up to his comedy CD entitled, "UNCOOL." In "UNCOOL" Behrendt brings his deepest, darkest fears of becoming a no-longer-relevant Gen-Xer to the surface, deconstructs the notion of "cool" and offers in its place a new definition for adulthood. In his 2009 follow-up DVD, " That Guy From That Thing," Greg alternates between befuddlement and anger bringing his everyman point of view to the ridiculousness of life and his takes on love, sex, relationships, snack crackers and elephants.

Behrendt was a consultant for three consecutive seasons on HBO's "Sex and the City" in which he brought his original male point-of-view to the writing staff. His acclaimed stand-up comedy has been seen on HBO, "The Tonight Show," "Late Show with David Letterman," "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" and Comedy Central. He was named by Variety in 2001 as one of the "10 Comics to Watch." In April 2006, he was honored by Cosmopolitan magazine as one of the twelve "Fun, Fearless Males" along with Patrick Dempsey and Nick Lachey.

Behrendt currently lives in LA with his wife/writing and producing partner Amiira and their two daughters.

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Greg Behrendt - Buying a Guitar

In San Francisco, they're passive-aggressive when they sell you a guitar.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), dating (651), music (383)

Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 864

Greg Behrendt - Working in Retail

Men don't like to be waited on because they're afraid they'll do something gay.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), men/women (950), work/office (367)

Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 948

Greg Behrendt - Don't Get It

When people stare at something, it makes you feel like you don't get it.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), animals (443), Two Drink Minimum (291)

Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,460

Greg Behrendt - Oprah

Greg is scared of Oprah.

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Greg Behrendt - Junk Food

Can you deep-fry the bacon?

Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), Comedy Central Presents (1875), food (558)

Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 3,002

Greg Behrendt - Staying in Relationships Too Long

You ever break up with someone and then realize you should've broken up with them way earlier?

Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), Comedy Central Presents (1892), dating (651)

Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 3,076

Greg Behrendt - The Three "M"s

Greg Behrendt used to idolize Steven Tyler.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), Comedy Central Presents (1892), Week (1001)

Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 1,211

Greg Behrendt - Airport Idiots

The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), animals (443), drugs (388)

Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 7,760

Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises

If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), Week (1001), men/women (950)

Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 5,793

Greg Behrendt - The Locker Room

There should be a three-minute time limit on nudity.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), men/women (950), Premium Blend (749)

Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 387

Greg Behrendt: A Peach

I was coming down the street today with my girlfriend. This guy shouts out, 'Hey man, your girlfriend's a peach!' And I thought, 'Well, that's...

Posted: 05/26/1993

Greg Behrendt: Underground Band

So, I play in a band. It's a really underground band. Super underground. Very underground. Like, we don't even actually play.

Posted: 05/26/1993

Greg Behrendt: The Dream Went Awry

If you sell things over the phone, the dream went awry somewhere, and you're working in a sweat box trying to make quota so you can buy some speed.

Posted: 01/14/2001

Greg Behrendt: Donnie Wahlberg of New Kids on the Block

He's the badass of the group -- like if they get into some kind of Scooby-Doo scrape, he's the one that's gonna get them out.

Posted: 01/14/2001

Greg Behrendt: At the Hardware Store

For as much as I know about being a guy, I ought to go to a hardware store wearing a tiara. 'Hi, do you have a bang-bang-bang to put the pointy...

Posted: 01/14/2001

Greg Behrendt: Car Mechanics

If you open up the hood and start talking about, 'That's got a dual-head-cammy,' you might as well say, 'Banana, banana, banana.' I don't know what...

Posted: 01/14/2001

Greg Behrendt: Not a Computer Person

At this point in time, that's like saying you're not 'into the phone.'

Posted: 01/14/2001

Greg Behrendt: Jesus Is Ripped

Why wouldn't he be, he's the son of God? He's not gonna be walking around going, 'Oh, I've got back fat today. I'm so puffy.'

Posted: 01/14/2001

Greg Behrendt: Sex Drive in Older Men

If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.

Posted: 01/14/2001

Greg Behrendt: The Mix Tape

When you unleash the mix upon her, she will understand the beauty of who you are as a human being, and then she will melt and be in your bedroom...

Posted: 07/27/2006