Views: 2,739
Posted: 06/01/2004
Greg Behrendt - Football Language
Coaches say weird things like, "Are you gonna swallow the olive?"
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), Premium Blend (749), food (550)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 39,910
Greg Behrendt - Talk About Sex
Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 15,093
Greg Behrendt - Just Not That Into You
Greg Behrendt makes a mix tape for a girl to get her to love him back.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 15,037
Greg Behrendt - Airport Idiots
The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), animals (439), music (381)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 7,437
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 5,478
Greg Behrendt - Candy Situation
Greg Behrendt has two rules when you come to his house on Halloween.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), kids (641), food (550)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 2,912
Greg Behrendt - The Pretzel Cracker
There are no words to describe the glory that is the half-pretzel/half-cracker.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), food (550), parents (467)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 1,624
Mitch Hedberg - Party of Two
People are selfish.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), food (550), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (148)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 15,856
Gilbert Gottfried - Last Supper
Gilbert Gottfried has a problem with the Last Supper.
Tags: Gilbert Gottfried (6), food (550), religion (341)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 4,767
John Pinette - Chinese Food
John Pinette gets himself banned from Chinese food buffets.
Tags: John Pinette (2), food (550), weight/obesity (234)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 7,058
Dane Cook - Kool-Aid Commercial
Dane Cook was a responsible kid.
Tags: Dane Cook (37), kids (641), food (550)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 23,231
Richard Jeni - Red Lobster
A cow pleads for his life.
Tags: Richard Jeni (10), food (550), alcohol (396)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 2,075
Greg Behrendt - Junk Food
Can you deep-fry the bacon?
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,888
Greg Behrendt - Relationships
What does Greg know about getting into relationships? He wrote two books about getting out of them.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 1,246
Greg Behrendt - Junk Food
Can you deep-fry the bacon?
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 26,726
