When people stare at something, it makes you feel like you don't get it.
Views: 2,005
Posted: 05/26/1993
Greg Behrendt - Punk Rock
Punk was a moment in time; it can't really happen again.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), music (475), observational (363)
Posted: 04/12/11
Views: 1,098
Greg Behrendt - Plug in the Mug
Greg Behrendt wanted to lose enough weight to go the full McConaughey.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), food (712), health (644)
Posted: 04/12/11
Views: 1,077
Greg Behrendt - Indie Rock Fans
Greg Behrendt doesn't hate Vampire Weekend, but he does take umbrage with their fans.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), music (475), observational (363)
Posted: 04/12/11
Views: 4,635
Greg Behrendt - Tim Tams
If they sold Tim Tams in America we'd all be dead by now.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), death (306), travel (294)
Posted: 04/12/11
Views: 3,181
Greg Behrendt - The Pretzel Cracker
There are no words to describe the glory that is the half-pretzel/half-cracker.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), food (712), parents (566)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,263
Greg Behrendt - The Zen of Flying
Sometimes your flight is canceled, and other times your airline is canceled.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), men/women (1147), food (712)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 8,320
Greg Behrendt - Sex in the Bottom
If you're going to have anal sex, both people involved should be into it.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 5,294
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 8,691
Greg Behrendt - Airport Idiots
The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), animals (535), drugs (492)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 12,126
Greg Behrendt - Relationships
What does Greg know about getting into relationships? He wrote two books about getting out of them.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,953
Greg Behrendt - Working in Retail
Men don't like to be waited on because they're afraid they'll do something gay.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), men/women (1147), work/office (430)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 2,313
Greg Behrendt - Buying a Guitar
In San Francisco, they're passive-aggressive when they sell you a guitar.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), dating (779), music (475)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,455
Greg Behrendt - Staying in Relationships Too Long
You ever break up with someone and then realize you should've broken up with them way earlier?
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), dating (779)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 4,663
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 8,691
Greg Behrendt - The Zen of Flying
Sometimes your flight is canceled, and other times your airline is canceled.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), men/women (1147), food (712)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 8,320
Greg Behrendt - Airport Idiots
The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), animals (535), drugs (492)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 12,126
Paul Kozlowski - The Holidays
Ever wonder why we celebrate Halloween?
Tags: Paul Kozlowski (3), food (712), religion (400)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,170
Sean Cullen - Welcome to the Show
Sean welcomes the audience with a song.
Tags: Sean Cullen (6), Comedy Central Presents (2173), animals (535)
Posted: 04/28/02
Views: 2,735
Sean Cullen - Wood, Cheese and Children
If you feel bad and sad, get three little things that will make you feel glad.
Tags: Sean Cullen (6), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1147)
Posted: 04/28/02
Views: 5,792
Michael Ian Black - Something Anal
Michael Ian Black's rectal exam didn't quite go the way he had hoped.
