All Greg Behrendt wants is to get ripped -- ripped like Jesus.
Filed under: Greg Behrendt (25), Comedy Central Presents (1874), health (550)
Views: 1,832
Posted: 01/14/2001
Greg Behrendt - Football Language
Coaches say weird things like, "Are you gonna swallow the olive?"
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), Premium Blend (749), food (558)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 40,040
Greg Behrendt - Talk About Sex
Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), sex (1001), men/women (946)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 15,595
Greg Behrendt - Just Not That Into You
Greg Behrendt makes a mix tape for a girl to get her to love him back.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), men/women (946), dating (647)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 15,210
Greg Behrendt - Airport Idiots
The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), animals (441), drugs (387)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 7,751
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), sex (1001), men/women (946)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 5,777
Greg Behrendt - Junk Food
Can you deep-fry the bacon?
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1874), food (558)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 26,726
Greg Behrendt - Junk Food
Can you deep-fry the bacon?
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), Comedy Central Presents (1874), food (558)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,999
Greg Behrendt - AppleCare
Greg Behrendt wishes the Apple phone representative's voice was in his head all the time.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), Comedy Central Presents (1874), technology (180)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,520
Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands
Every boy band has a Designated Badass.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), Comedy Central Presents (1874), men/women (946)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 3,325
Greg Behrendt - Barely A Guy
Greg Behrendt is big and he likes women. After that, forget it.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), Comedy Central Presents (1874), men/women (946)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 4,966
Greg Behrendt - Staying in Relationships Too Long
You ever break up with someone and then realize you should've broken up with them way earlier?
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), Comedy Central Presents (1874), dating (647)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 3,055
Greg Behrendt - Working in Retail
Men don't like to be waited on because they're afraid they'll do something gay.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), men/women (946), work/office (367)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 933
Greg Behrendt - Telemarketers
Greg Behrendt's difficult last name has a plus -- he knows when a telemarketer is on the phone.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), Comedy Central Presents (1874), money (483)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 1,383
Ardal O'Hanlon - Staying Healthy
People should be enjoying themselves instead of trying to stay healthy.
Tags: Ardal O'Hanlon (10), Comedy Central Presents (1874), health (550)
Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 511
Rudy Rush - The Gym
There's too many naked old dudes at the gym.
