Greg Behrendt makes a mix tape for a girl to get her to love him back.
Filed under: Greg Behrendt (25), men/women (950), dating (651)
Views: 15,223
Posted: 07/27/2006
Greg Behrendt - Football Language
Coaches say weird things like, "Are you gonna swallow the olive?"
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), Premium Blend (749), food (558)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 40,057
Greg Behrendt - Talk About Sex
Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), Week (1001), men/women (950)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 15,616
Greg Behrendt - Airport Idiots
The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), animals (443), drugs (388)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 7,761
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), Week (1001), men/women (950)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 5,793
Greg Behrendt - Drunk Dial
Greg Behrendt is saved from making a drunk dial.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), dating (651), alcohol (409)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 1,391
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), Week (1001), men/women (950)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 5,793
Julie Goldman - Confusing
If a straight guy comes on to Julie Goldman, she knows he's gay.
Tags: Julie Goldman (2), men/women (950), dating (651)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 953
Greg Behrendt - Staying in Relationships Too Long
You ever break up with someone and then realize you should've broken up with them way earlier?
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), Comedy Central Presents (1892), dating (651)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 3,076
Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands
Every boy band has a Designated Badass.
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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 3,351
Greg Behrendt - Barely A Guy
Greg Behrendt is big and he likes women. After that, forget it.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), Comedy Central Presents (1892), men/women (950)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 4,973
Amanda Melson - Procrastorbate
Amanda Melson doesn't think she has to explain the word she invented.
Tags: Amanda Melson (1), Week (1001), men/women (950)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 2,617
Kurt Metzger - Settling Down
It's called "settling down" for a reason.
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Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 9,209
Greg Behrendt - Buying a Guitar
In San Francisco, they're passive-aggressive when they sell you a guitar.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), dating (651), music (383)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 864
Greg Behrendt - Working in Retail
Men don't like to be waited on because they're afraid they'll do something gay.
