Greg Behrendt makes a mix tape for a girl to get her to love him back.
Views: 17,157
Posted: 07/27/2006
Greg Behrendt - Punk Rock
Punk was a moment in time; it can't really happen again.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), music (485), observational (364)
Posted: 04/12/11
Views: 1,197
Greg Behrendt - Tim Tams
If they sold Tim Tams in America we'd all be dead by now.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), death (314), travel (301)
Posted: 04/12/11
Views: 3,536
Greg Behrendt - Plug in the Mug
Greg Behrendt wanted to lose enough weight to go the full McConaughey.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 04/12/11
Views: 1,197
Greg Behrendt - Indie Rock Fans
Greg Behrendt doesn't hate Vampire Weekend, but he does take umbrage with their fans.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), music (485), observational (364)
Posted: 04/12/11
Views: 4,824
Greg Behrendt - The Pretzel Cracker
There are no words to describe the glory that is the half-pretzel/half-cracker.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), food (719), parents (591)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,324
Greg Behrendt - Talk About Sex
Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 18,901
Greg Behrendt - Sex in the Bottom
If you're going to have anal sex, both people involved should be into it.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 5,353
Greg Behrendt - Relationships
What does Greg know about getting into relationships? He wrote two books about getting out of them.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 5,012
Greg Behrendt - Airport Idiots
The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), animals (540), drugs (503)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 12,214
Greg Behrendt - The Zen of Flying
Sometimes your flight is canceled, and other times your airline is canceled.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), men/women (1155), food (719)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 8,361
Greg Behrendt - Drunk Dial
Greg Behrendt is saved from making a drunk dial.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), dating (786), alcohol (516)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 3,239
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 8,747
Julie Goldman - Confusing
If a straight guy comes on to Julie Goldman, she knows he's gay.
Tags: Julie Goldman (2), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 3,588
Greg Behrendt - Staying in Relationships Too Long
You ever break up with someone and then realize you should've broken up with them way earlier?
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), dating (786)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 4,753
Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands
Every boy band has a Designated Badass.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 4,469
Greg Behrendt - Barely A Guy
Greg Behrendt is big and he likes women. After that, forget it.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 5,446
Amanda Melson - Procrastorbate
Amanda Melson doesn't think she has to explain the word she invented.
Tags: Amanda Melson (1), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 8,356
Kurt Metzger - Settling Down
It's called "settling down" for a reason.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (30), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 14,564
Greg Behrendt - Buying a Guitar
In San Francisco, they're passive-aggressive when they sell you a guitar.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), dating (786), music (485)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,474
Greg Behrendt - Working in Retail
Men don't like to be waited on because they're afraid they'll do something gay.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), men/women (1155), work/office (459)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 2,346
