Greg Behrendt wanted to lose enough weight to go the full McConaughey.
Views: 1,197
Posted: 04/12/2011
Greg Behrendt - Punk Rock
Punk was a moment in time; it can't really happen again.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), music (485), observational (364)
Posted: 04/12/11
Views: 1,197
Greg Behrendt - Tim Tams
If they sold Tim Tams in America we'd all be dead by now.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), death (314), travel (301)
Posted: 04/12/11
Views: 3,536
Greg Behrendt - Indie Rock Fans
Greg Behrendt doesn't hate Vampire Weekend, but he does take umbrage with their fans.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), music (485), observational (364)
Posted: 04/12/11
Views: 4,824
Greg Behrendt - The Pretzel Cracker
There are no words to describe the glory that is the half-pretzel/half-cracker.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), food (719), parents (591)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,324
Greg Behrendt - Talk About Sex
Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 18,901
Greg Behrendt - Sex in the Bottom
If you're going to have anal sex, both people involved should be into it.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 5,353
Greg Behrendt - Relationships
What does Greg know about getting into relationships? He wrote two books about getting out of them.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 5,012
Greg Behrendt - Airport Idiots
The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), animals (540), drugs (503)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 12,214
Greg Behrendt - The Zen of Flying
Sometimes your flight is canceled, and other times your airline is canceled.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), men/women (1155), food (719)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 8,361
Greg Behrendt - Junk Food
Can you deep-fry the bacon?
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 6,289
Greg Behrendt - Junk Food
Can you deep-fry the bacon?
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 26,732
Greg Behrendt - Getting Ripped
All Greg Behrendt wants is to get ripped -- ripped like Jesus.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 4,890
Greg Fitzsimmons - Downward Progression
If you want to stay married for a long time, you should let all your senses fail.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), men/women (1155), money (606)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 4,199
John Oliver - Interesting Colorado Fact
Colorado is not the most healthy state, but they are the least obese state in America.
Tags: John Oliver (79), health (657), weight/obesity (296)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 14,542
Deon Cole - Working Out
Deon Cole's personal trainer told him not to eat late at night, but he knows that's not right.
Tags: Deon Cole (13), sex (1202), food (719)
Posted: 04/07/11
Views: 3,556
Eric Kornfeld - Your Hair and Your Gut
Being fat and bald are not long-term goals for any man.
Tags: Eric Kornfeld (2), Premium Blend (748), health (657)
Posted: 01/10/00
Views: 719
Janeane Garofalo - Renewed Vigor
A pair of Spanx and talc can help you get more done during the dog days of August.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (1155), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 7,804
Janeane Garofalo - Cautionary Tale
Hand sanitizer in your gusset area is an evergreen, all consuming burn.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (1155), health (657)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 8,589
John Oliver - Cell Phone Videos
What if there had been cell phones at the crucifixion?
Tags: John Oliver (79), religion (404), storyteller (326)
Posted: 04/07/11
Views: 11,831
