Greg Behrendt wanted to lose enough weight to go the full McConaughey.
If they sold Tim Tams in America we'd all be dead by now.
Greg Behrendt doesn't hate Vampire Weekend, but he does take umbrage with their fans.
What does Greg know about getting into relationships? He wrote two books about getting out of them.
The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.
There are no words to describe the glory that is the half-pretzel/half-cracker.
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Sometimes your flight is canceled, and other times your airline is canceled.
If you're going to have anal sex, both people involved should be into it.