There are no words to describe the glory that is the half-pretzel/half-cracker.
Views: 4,324
Posted: 11/06/2009
Greg Behrendt - Plug in the Mug
Greg Behrendt wanted to lose enough weight to go the full McConaughey.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 04/12/11
Views: 1,197
Greg Behrendt - Punk Rock
Punk was a moment in time; it can't really happen again.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), music (485), observational (364)
Posted: 04/12/11
Views: 1,197
Greg Behrendt - Tim Tams
If they sold Tim Tams in America we'd all be dead by now.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), death (314), travel (301)
Posted: 04/12/11
Views: 3,536
Greg Behrendt - Indie Rock Fans
Greg Behrendt doesn't hate Vampire Weekend, but he does take umbrage with their fans.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), music (485), observational (364)
Posted: 04/12/11
Views: 4,824
Greg Behrendt - Relationships
What does Greg know about getting into relationships? He wrote two books about getting out of them.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 5,012
Greg Behrendt - Airport Idiots
The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), animals (540), drugs (503)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 12,214
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 8,747
Greg Behrendt - The Zen of Flying
Sometimes your flight is canceled, and other times your airline is canceled.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), men/women (1155), food (719)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 8,361
Greg Behrendt - Sex in the Bottom
If you're going to have anal sex, both people involved should be into it.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 5,353
Greg Behrendt - Relationships
What does Greg know about getting into relationships? He wrote two books about getting out of them.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 5,012
Greg Behrendt - The Zen of Flying
Sometimes your flight is canceled, and other times your airline is canceled.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), men/women (1155), food (719)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 8,361
Greg Behrendt - Talk About Sex
Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 18,901
Greg Behrendt - Sex in the Bottom
If you're going to have anal sex, both people involved should be into it.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 5,353
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 8,747
Greg Behrendt - Airport Idiots
The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), animals (540), drugs (503)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 12,214
Greg Behrendt - Cake
Cake is great.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), food (719), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (147)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 5,658
Greg Behrendt - Candy Situation
Greg Behrendt has two rules when you come to his house on Halloween.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), kids (831), food (719)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 6,191
Greg Behrendt - Punk Rock
Punk was a moment in time; it can't really happen again.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), music (485), observational (364)
Posted: 04/12/11
Views: 1,197
Greg Behrendt - Indie Rock Fans
Greg Behrendt doesn't hate Vampire Weekend, but he does take umbrage with their fans.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), music (485), observational (364)
Posted: 04/12/11
Views: 4,824
