Sometimes your flight is canceled, and other times your airline is canceled.
Filed under: Greg Behrendt (25), men/women (950), food (558)
Views: 5,158
Posted: 11/06/2009
Greg Behrendt - Football Language
Coaches say weird things like, "Are you gonna swallow the olive?"
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), Premium Blend (749), food (558)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 40,067
Greg Behrendt - Talk About Sex
Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), Week (1001), men/women (950)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 15,618
Greg Behrendt - Just Not That Into You
Greg Behrendt makes a mix tape for a girl to get her to love him back.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), men/women (950), dating (651)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 15,225
Greg Behrendt - Airport Idiots
The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), animals (443), drugs (388)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 7,763
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), Week (1001), men/women (950)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 5,799
Greg Behrendt - Sex in the Bottom
If you're going to have anal sex, both people involved should be into it.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), Week (1001), men/women (950)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 1,816
Greg Behrendt - Relationships
What does Greg know about getting into relationships? He wrote two books about getting out of them.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), Week (1001), men/women (950)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 1,728
Greg Behrendt - Talk About Sex
Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), Week (1001), men/women (950)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 15,618
Greg Behrendt - Airport Idiots
The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), animals (443), drugs (388)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 7,763
Greg Behrendt - The Pretzel Cracker
There are no words to describe the glory that is the half-pretzel/half-cracker.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), food (558), parents (469)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 1,855
Sabrina Matthews - Fear of Flying
Be careful at the Dallas/Fort Worth airport if you're celebrating National Coming Out Day.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Week (1001), men/women (950)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 1,332
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), Week (1001), men/women (950)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 5,799
Wanda Sykes - Random Security
Airport security is ridiculous.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (37), imitations (803), observational (335)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 1,957
Charlie Murphy - Secret Order
Former President George W. Bush is a member of the Secret Order of High Functioning Retards.
Tags: Charlie Murphy (7), work/office (367), flying (155)
Posted: 02/27/10
Views: 712
Patton Oswalt - Dr. Pepper
Dr. Pepper intermittently tells the tale of his roommate's car.
