If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Views: 8,692
Posted: 11/06/2009
Greg Behrendt - Tim Tams
If they sold Tim Tams in America we'd all be dead by now.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), death (306), travel (294)
Posted: 04/12/11
Views: 3,183
Greg Behrendt - Plug in the Mug
Greg Behrendt wanted to lose enough weight to go the full McConaughey.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), food (712), health (644)
Posted: 04/12/11
Views: 1,077
Greg Behrendt - Indie Rock Fans
Greg Behrendt doesn't hate Vampire Weekend, but he does take umbrage with their fans.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), music (475), observational (363)
Posted: 04/12/11
Views: 4,636
Greg Behrendt - Punk Rock
Punk was a moment in time; it can't really happen again.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), music (475), observational (363)
Posted: 04/12/11
Views: 1,098
Greg Behrendt - Talk About Sex
Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 18,856
Greg Behrendt - Sex in the Bottom
If you're going to have anal sex, both people involved should be into it.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 5,294
Greg Behrendt - Airport Idiots
The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), animals (535), drugs (492)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 12,127
Greg Behrendt - The Zen of Flying
Sometimes your flight is canceled, and other times your airline is canceled.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), men/women (1147), food (712)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 8,320
Greg Behrendt - Relationships
What does Greg know about getting into relationships? He wrote two books about getting out of them.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,953
Greg Behrendt - Talk About Sex
Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 18,856
Greg Behrendt - Relationships
What does Greg know about getting into relationships? He wrote two books about getting out of them.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,953
Greg Behrendt - Sex in the Bottom
If you're going to have anal sex, both people involved should be into it.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 5,294
Greg Behrendt - The Zen of Flying
Sometimes your flight is canceled, and other times your airline is canceled.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), men/women (1147), food (712)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 8,320
Greg Behrendt - The Pretzel Cracker
There are no words to describe the glory that is the half-pretzel/half-cracker.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), food (712), parents (566)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,263
Greg Behrendt - Airport Idiots
The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), animals (535), drugs (492)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 12,127
Greg Behrendt - Staying in Relationships Too Long
You ever break up with someone and then realize you should've broken up with them way earlier?
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), dating (779)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 4,663
Greg Behrendt - Just Not That Into You
Greg Behrendt makes a mix tape for a girl to get her to love him back.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), men/women (1147), dating (779)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 17,106
David Alan Grier - Older Women
Older women are like old couches.
Tags: David Alan Grier (40), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 11/01/01
Views: 6,955
Richard Lewis - Relationship Trouble
Richard has heard that he's great in bed.
