Washer/dryers are never punk rock.
Views: 499
Posted: 12/26/1997
Greg Behrendt - Punk Rock
Punk was a moment in time; it can't really happen again.
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Posted: 04/12/11
Views: 1,197
Greg Behrendt - Tim Tams
If they sold Tim Tams in America we'd all be dead by now.
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Posted: 04/12/11
Views: 3,536
Greg Behrendt - Plug in the Mug
Greg Behrendt wanted to lose enough weight to go the full McConaughey.
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Posted: 04/12/11
Views: 1,197
Greg Behrendt - Indie Rock Fans
Greg Behrendt doesn't hate Vampire Weekend, but he does take umbrage with their fans.
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Posted: 04/12/11
Views: 4,824
Greg Behrendt - The Pretzel Cracker
There are no words to describe the glory that is the half-pretzel/half-cracker.
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Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,324
Greg Behrendt - Talk About Sex
Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.
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Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 18,901
Greg Behrendt - Sex in the Bottom
If you're going to have anal sex, both people involved should be into it.
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Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 5,353
Greg Behrendt - Relationships
What does Greg know about getting into relationships? He wrote two books about getting out of them.
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Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 5,012
Greg Behrendt - Airport Idiots
The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.
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Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 12,214
Greg Behrendt - The Zen of Flying
Sometimes your flight is canceled, and other times your airline is canceled.
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Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 8,361
Charlie Grandy - Adulthood
Electric nose hair clippers turn nose hairs into razor sharp nubs.
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Posted: 11/08/02
Views: 790
Greg Behrendt - The Locker Room
There should be a three-minute time limit on nudity.
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Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 763
Jonathan Corbett - Staying Inactive
The saying "you snooze, you lose" is totally wrong.
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Posted: 11/08/02
Views: 1,373
Al Madrigal - Mexican Strip Clubs
The back room at a Mexican strip club is a creepy place.
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Posted: 12/06/02
Views: 4,100
Mick Betancourt - Acid Trip
Mick took acid and freaked people out at a party.
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Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 1,796
Patrice O'Neal - Fist-Fight
Patrice O'Neal once got into a fight with an old Chinese lady who called him a fat snitch.
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Posted: 11/22/01
Views: 8,946
Avi Liberman - Creative Write-Offs
Avi Liberman has money problems.
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Posted: 01/01/04
Views: 562
Retta - Credit Card Denied
There's nothing worse than losing the battle for the check and then getting your credit card denied.
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Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 6,298
Greg Behrendt - Drunk Dial
Greg Behrendt is saved from making a drunk dial.
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Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 3,239
Freddy Soto - Roaches
Ever have a roach fly out of your shoe?
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Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 3,097
