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Greg hosts a radio show on Sirius "Howard 101," appeared for years on VH1's "Best Week Ever" and voices a weekly animated show on Adult Swim called "Dog vs. Cat."
He recently shot a pilot for VH1 with Andy Dick and is developing a sitcom for 20th Century Fox, while also developing his idea for a reality show called "The Dream Police." He is working on his memoir, "Dear Mrs. Fitzsimmons" for Simon & Schuster, to be released in 2010.
Greg has starred in an episode of "CSI" and performed stand-up comedy at Carnegie Hall in NYC. A regular on "The Late Show with David Letterman," "Late Night with Conan O'Brien," "Jimmy Kimmel Live" and "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," Greg recently made his 60th visit to "The Howard Stern Show" and has done two half-hour specials for Comedy Central.
Greg won four Daytime Emmy Awards for writing/producing "The Ellen DeGeneres Show." Other writing credits include HBO's "Lucky Louie," "Cedric the Entertainer Presents," "Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher," "Chelsea Handler Show" and "The Man Show."
The Aspen Comedy Arts Festival gave Greg the "Jury Award for Best Comedian," an MTV game show he hosted, "Idiot Savants," won a Cable Ace Award and Boston University made him the youngest recipient of the Distinguished Alumna Award in the school's history. Irish America Magazine honored him twice as one of the "Top 100 Irish Americans." Additionally, Greg started a foundation for spinal meningitis 10 years ago, which has raised hundreds of thousands of dollars through comedy benefits in NYC.
He lives in Venice Beach, CA with his wife and two kids. They travel around the world a lot, and also make go-carts.
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The first-class section of a plane smells better than coach.
Trickle-down economics doesn't work because rich people are good at keeping their money.
Last time I was out here was not too long after 9/11, and you
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Same thing every year: up at the crack of dawn, drinking,
fighting, throwing up, pissing on walls -- and then you leave the house.
If you want to stop two people from having sex, let them get
married.
She goes, 'No, this is really good for his immune system.' I
said 'Two years? I think at this time, we can safely dunk him in a bucket of polio.'
I just did some real gambling. I went to Las Vegas. I was
playing craps because I had a lot of money and I needed to lose it very quickly.
If you want to find guys with small penises, go to the Hummer
dealership.
At some point, the computer industry decided if you have an
e-mail address, you must have some kind of penis problem.
These are the big breakthroughs in science and technology in
the last 10 years: we have Rogaine, Prozac, now we have Viagra. You get a sense for...
My friend goes, 'If you're going to use Rogaine, just put it
somewhere you're going to remember to use it everyday.' So I put it right next to my...
Thirty-two is weird because I'm not really young anymore, but
I'm not really old yet. I'm kinda stuck in that awkward in-between stage where my...
