Adopting a puppy involves an inspection of your home and filling out a 45-page document.
Views: 4,186
Posted: 01/06/2010
Greg Fitzsimmons - Economic Plans
Trickle-down economics doesn't work because rich people are good at keeping their money.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), ethnic (870), money (606)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 4,357
Greg Fitzsimmons - Crop Dusted
The first-class section of a plane smells better than coach.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), travel (301), flying (196)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 27,201
Greg Fitzsimmons - Downward Progression
If you want to stay married for a long time, you should let all your senses fail.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), men/women (1155), money (606)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 4,199
Greg Fitzsimmons - Center of Gay
When gay guys hit on Greg, he's just glad that someone wants to have sex with him.
Tags: sex (1202), gay/homosexual (344)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 4,429
Greg Fitzsimmons - Threesome
Greg tells his son to wrap up the breastfeeding.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 5,507
Greg Fitzsimmons - Sh*t-Sneeze Room
Greg has a suggestion for a new day spa.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 6,372
Greg Fitzsimmons - Gay or Straight
Gay marriage could be the end of gay sex.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,915
Greg Fitzsimmons - The Human Body
Greg fares much better with clothes.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 434
Greg Fitzsimmons - Tryst in the Woods
Greg determines he is not gay.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), alcohol (516)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 557
Greg Fitzsimmons - Downward Progression
If you want to stay married for a long time, you should let all your senses fail.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), men/women (1155), money (606)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 4,199
Maria Bamford - Neighborly
Maria Bamford plans on stealing all the stuff off of her Mexican neighbor's lawn.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), ethnic (870), food (719)
Posted: 03/31/11
Views: 10,794
Kyle Kinane - Canada
Winnipeg's tourism selling point is that they are the geographic center of North America. That's it.
Tags: Kyle Kinane (14), money (606), animals (540)
Posted: 03/24/11
Views: 4,816
Greg Fitzsimmons - Crop Dusted
The first-class section of a plane smells better than coach.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), travel (301), flying (196)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 27,201
Hannibal Buress - Burritos and Jesus
Hannibal Buress likes burritos more than Jesus because they are delicious and real.
Tags: Hannibal Buress (16), food (719), animals (540)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 13,541
Greg Fitzsimmons - Economic Plans
Trickle-down economics doesn't work because rich people are good at keeping their money.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), ethnic (870), money (606)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 4,357
Paul F. Tompkins - Sexy Bee
If you were aroused by bees, seeing a woman dressed as a bee probably wouldn't do it for you.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (45), sex (1202), marriage (547)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 13,330
John Oliver - Real Problem
The fact that politicians don't swear is something John Oliver finds inherently untrustworthy.
Tags: John Oliver (79), marriage (547), work/office (459)
Posted: 03/07/11
Views: 55,610
Ron White - No Dogs
The sign at Ron's bank is wrong.
Tags: Ron White (19), marriage (547), animals (540)
Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 48,415
Pete Holmes - Haunted Apartment
There are so many people in NYC that it's impossible to tell if your apartment is haunted.
Tags: Pete Holmes (29), New York City (352), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (178)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 10,760
