When gay guys hit on Greg, he's just glad that someone wants to have sex with him.
sex (1202),
gay/homosexual (344)
Views: 4,429
Posted: 01/06/2010
Greg Fitzsimmons - Economic Plans
Trickle-down economics doesn't work because rich people are good at keeping their money.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), ethnic (870), money (606)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 4,357
Greg Fitzsimmons - Crop Dusted
The first-class section of a plane smells better than coach.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), travel (301), flying (196)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 27,201
Greg Fitzsimmons - Downward Progression
If you want to stay married for a long time, you should let all your senses fail.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), men/women (1155), money (606)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 4,199
Greg Fitzsimmons - Adopting a Puppy
Adopting a puppy involves an inspection of your home and filling out a 45-page document.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), marriage (547), animals (540)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 4,186
Greg Fitzsimmons - NYC Parades
If you thought St. Patrick's Day was bad, wait until you leave the house.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 5,214
Greg Fitzsimmons - Babysitter's Gotta Have It
Greg can't fire his babysitter.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 3,612
Greg Fitzsimmons - Sh*t-Sneeze Room
Greg has a suggestion for a new day spa.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 6,372
Greg Fitzsimmons - Gay or Straight
Gay marriage could be the end of gay sex.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,915
Greg Fitzsimmons - Los Angeles
Greg pities his son's fate growing up in Los Angeles.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,821
Amy Schumer - God Is Not the Father
Amy Schumer's family shares a universal love for Maury Povich's baby daddy shows.
Tags: Amy Schumer (22), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 10,900
Paul F. Tompkins - Sexy Bee
If you were aroused by bees, seeing a woman dressed as a bee probably wouldn't do it for you.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (45), sex (1202), marriage (547)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 13,330
Mike Lawrence - Basement Dweller
Mike Lawrence has managed to not have sex in over a year and a half just by being himself.
Tags: Mike Lawrence (2), food (719), parents (591)
Posted: 04/11/11
Views: 9,339
Eugene Mirman - Banner Ads
Should Scott Baio have his own mayo?
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), ethnic (870), health (657)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 12,132
Keith Robinson - Love and Marriage
Nobody really wants to be married.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 2,183
Marc Maron - Hard Drive Search
Marc doesn't have anything to hide, but he does have a few things he's ashamed of.
Tags: Marc Maron (35), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 4,082
Maria Bamford - That Schtick
Maria Bamford presents a portion of her act that generically does well with most people.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 31,398
Mary Lynn Rajskub - Rendered Pregnant
Mary Lynn Rajskub was pregnant the other day.
Tags: Mary Lynn Rajskub (6), sex (1202), kids (831)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 8,056
Matt McCarthy - KISS Meeting
Matt McCarthy wishes he could have been at the meeting where KISS decided to wear makeup.
Tags: Matt McCarthy (3), sex (1202), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 1,504
Kristen Schaal - Family Friendly
Kristen Schaal pretends she has a baby to appeal to audience members with babies and baby dreams.
Tags: Kristen Schaal (18), sex (1202), kids (831)
Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 25,717
