We shouldn't clone everybody.
Views: 2,181
Posted: 12/28/1998
Greg Fitzsimmons - Economic Plans
Trickle-down economics doesn't work because rich people are good at keeping their money.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), ethnic (870), money (606)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 4,357
Greg Fitzsimmons - Crop Dusted
The first-class section of a plane smells better than coach.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), travel (301), flying (196)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 27,201
Greg Fitzsimmons - Downward Progression
If you want to stay married for a long time, you should let all your senses fail.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), men/women (1155), money (606)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 4,199
Greg Fitzsimmons - Adopting a Puppy
Adopting a puppy involves an inspection of your home and filling out a 45-page document.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), marriage (547), animals (540)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 4,186
Greg Fitzsimmons - Center of Gay
When gay guys hit on Greg, he's just glad that someone wants to have sex with him.
Tags: sex (1202), gay/homosexual (344)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 4,429
Greg Fitzsimmons - NYC Parades
If you thought St. Patrick's Day was bad, wait until you leave the house.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 5,214
Greg Fitzsimmons - Babysitter's Gotta Have It
Greg can't fire his babysitter.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 3,612
Greg Fitzsimmons - Sh*t-Sneeze Room
Greg has a suggestion for a new day spa.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 6,372
Greg Fitzsimmons - Gay or Straight
Gay marriage could be the end of gay sex.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,915
Greg Fitzsimmons - Los Angeles
Greg pities his son's fate growing up in Los Angeles.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,821
Greg Fitzsimmons - Youthful Acne
Aging is odd.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), dating (786)
Posted: 12/28/98
Views: 5,791
Greg Fitzsimmons - Grandfather's Story
Greg Fitzsimmons' grandfather came to the U.S. from Ireland with a diseased potato and a dream.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), ethnic (870), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 11/28/97
Views: 1,523
Greg Fitzsimmons - The Human Body
Greg fares much better with clothes.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 434
Greg Fitzsimmons - Babysitter's Gotta Have It
Greg can't fire his babysitter.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 3,612
Greg Fitzsimmons - Threesome
Greg tells his son to wrap up the breastfeeding.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 5,507
Paul F. Tompkins - Picky Eaters
The deaths caused by the Irish potato famine could have been avoided.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (45), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 4,505
Tom Papa - Hitting the Mark
Tom's father gets wacky taking pictures.
Tags: Tom Papa (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), family (647)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 5,174
Ardal O'Hanlon - Big Finish
Ardal O'Hanlon wishes he had a bigger finish -- and a bigger start and more bigness in the middle.
Tags: Ardal O'Hanlon (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), family (647)
Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 1,088
Nick Swardson - Hanging With Grandma
No matter how weak you are, Grandma is always weaker.
Tags: Nick Swardson (50), Comedy Central Presents (2172), family (647)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 30,041
Al Madrigal - Mexican Population
The Mexican population is growing in America.
Tags: Al Madrigal (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 06/30/05
Views: 5,142
