Gay marriage could be the end of gay sex.
Aging is odd.
Adopting a puppy involves an inspection of your home and filling out a 45-page document.
If you thought St. Patrick's Day was bad, wait until you leave the house.
When gay guys hit on Greg, he's just glad that someone wants to have sex with him.
If you want to stay married for a long time, you should let all your senses fail.
Always wear a condom.
Greg Fitzsimmons hates Iowa.