Greg pities his son's fate growing up in Los Angeles.
Views: 1,790
Posted: 03/16/2006
Greg Fitzsimmons - Economic Plans
Trickle-down economics doesn't work because rich people are good at keeping their money.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), ethnic (867), money (599)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 4,115
Greg Fitzsimmons - Crop Dusted
The first-class section of a plane smells better than coach.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), travel (294), flying (194)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 26,896
Greg Fitzsimmons - Downward Progression
If you want to stay married for a long time, you should let all your senses fail.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), men/women (1147), money (599)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 4,063
Greg Fitzsimmons - Center of Gay
When gay guys hit on Greg, he's just glad that someone wants to have sex with him.
Tags: sex (1193), gay/homosexual (338)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 4,291
Greg Fitzsimmons - Adopting a Puppy
Adopting a puppy involves an inspection of your home and filling out a 45-page document.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), marriage (541), animals (535)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 4,034
Greg Fitzsimmons - Sh*t-Sneeze Room
Greg has a suggestion for a new day spa.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), kids (809)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 6,326
Greg Fitzsimmons - Morning Sex
Greg knocks on the back door.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 3,195
Greg Fitzsimmons - NYC Parades
If you thought St. Patrick's Day was bad, wait until you leave the house.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 5,106
Greg Fitzsimmons - Threesome
Greg tells his son to wrap up the breastfeeding.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 5,439
Greg Fitzsimmons - Cab Drivers
Most of our cab drivers had to flee to America.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), religion (400)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 599
Greg Fitzsimmons - People in L.A.
Greg Fitzsimmons is frightened of L.A.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 12/28/98
Views: 1,789
Greg Fitzsimmons - The Human Body
Greg fares much better with clothes.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 394
Greg Fitzsimmons - Morning Sex
Greg knocks on the back door.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 3,195
Greg Fitzsimmons - Threesome
Greg tells his son to wrap up the breastfeeding.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 5,439
Greg Fitzsimmons - Babysitter's Gotta Have It
Greg can't fire his babysitter.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 3,506
Alonzo Bodden - Women
In Seattle, they have rain; in L.A., they have fake boobs.
Tags: Alonzo Bodden (8), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 07/07/05
Views: 10,910
Jeff Dye - Certificate of Completion
Jeff Dye wants to go up to the muscular guys at his gym and say, "You're done here."
Tags: Jeff Dye (10), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1147)
Posted: 05/07/10
Views: 10,493
Nick DiPaolo - Plastic Surgery
People should get plastic surgery on their necks, too.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), Comedy Central Presents (2173), health (644)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 2,960
Greg Fitzsimmons - Acting Out
When you're underage, drinking is fun.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), kids (809)
Posted: 12/28/98
Views: 3,036
Greg Fitzsimmons - Sh*t-Sneeze Room
Greg has a suggestion for a new day spa.
