If you thought St. Patrick's Day was bad, wait until you leave the house.
Aging is odd.
Adopting a puppy involves an inspection of your home and filling out a 45-page document.
When gay guys hit on Greg, he's just glad that someone wants to have sex with him.
If you want to stay married for a long time, you should let all your senses fail.
Always wear a condom.
Greg Fitzsimmons hates Iowa.