Greg Fitzsimmons is frightened of L.A.
When gay guys hit on Greg, he's just glad that someone wants to have sex with him.
Aging is odd.
If you thought St. Patrick's Day was bad, wait until you leave the house.
Adopting a puppy involves an inspection of your home and filling out a 45-page document.
If you want to stay married for a long time, you should let all your senses fail.
Greg brings his son to church.
Always wear a condom.