Greg fares much better with clothes.
Views: 394
Posted: 03/16/2006
Greg Fitzsimmons - Crop Dusted
The first-class section of a plane smells better than coach.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), travel (294), flying (194)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 26,896
Greg Fitzsimmons - Economic Plans
Trickle-down economics doesn't work because rich people are good at keeping their money.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), ethnic (867), money (599)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 4,115
Greg Fitzsimmons - Downward Progression
If you want to stay married for a long time, you should let all your senses fail.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), men/women (1147), money (599)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 4,063
Greg Fitzsimmons - Center of Gay
When gay guys hit on Greg, he's just glad that someone wants to have sex with him.
Tags: sex (1193), gay/homosexual (338)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 4,291
Greg Fitzsimmons - Adopting a Puppy
Adopting a puppy involves an inspection of your home and filling out a 45-page document.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), marriage (541), animals (535)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 4,034
Greg Fitzsimmons - Threesome
Greg tells his son to wrap up the breastfeeding.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 5,439
Greg Fitzsimmons - Gay or Straight
Gay marriage could be the end of gay sex.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,873
Greg Fitzsimmons - NYC Parades
If you thought St. Patrick's Day was bad, wait until you leave the house.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 5,106
Greg Fitzsimmons - Morning Sex
Greg knocks on the back door.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 3,196
Greg Fitzsimmons - Youthful Acne
Aging is odd.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), dating (779)
Posted: 12/28/98
Views: 5,648
Greg Fitzsimmons - Clone Fat People
We shouldn't clone everybody.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), family (641)
Posted: 12/28/98
Views: 2,107
Greg Fitzsimmons - Fatherly Advice
Always wear a condom.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 12/28/98
Views: 6,123
Greg Fitzsimmons - Long Term Relationships
Keep your relationship exciting.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 12/28/98
Views: 5,442
Greg Fitzsimmons - People in L.A.
Greg Fitzsimmons is frightened of L.A.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 12/28/98
Views: 1,789
Greg Fitzsimmons - Los Angeles
Greg pities his son's fate growing up in Los Angeles.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,790
Greg Fitzsimmons - NYC Parades
If you thought St. Patrick's Day was bad, wait until you leave the house.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 5,106
Greg Fitzsimmons - Threesome
Greg tells his son to wrap up the breastfeeding.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 5,439
Greg Fitzsimmons - Gay or Straight
Gay marriage could be the end of gay sex.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,873
Greg Fitzsimmons - Morning Sex
Greg knocks on the back door.
